Meet the Council
The Executive Bird Council is guided by a diverse leadership team committed to advancing bird welfare, education, rescue advocacy, and responsible stewardship.
Calliope
Calliope serves as the Executive Bird Council’s founding CEO and oversees Produce Inspection Division operations, strategic planning, and standards of excellence.
Chief Executive OfficerChief Produce Inspector
Keeper of the Strategic Pomegranate Reserve
Fergie
Fergie leads the Compliance Office and ensures that confidence matches the evidence.
Chief Compliance OfficerDirector of Human Performance Improvement
Rescue AmbassadorDirector of Nut Acquisition
Chief Public Relations Officer
Piper
Piper serves as the Council’s Rescue Ambassador and reminds us that every bird deserves the opportunity to thrive.
Chaos DepartmentDeputy Directors of Unauthorized Activities
JB & Kiwi
JB and Kiwi oversee investigations involving millet, toys, unexplained noise, and incidents currently under review.
Our Emotional Support Humans
While the Executive Bird Council provides strategic leadership, policy guidance, quality oversight, and snack-related governance, the organization relies heavily on a small team of human staff to carry out day-to-day operations.
Their contributions are appreciated.
Most of the time.
Organizational Structure
For clarification:
The humans do not own the Executive Bird Council.
The Executive Bird Council permits the humans to assist with operations.
This arrangement appears satisfactory to all parties.
The Council appreciates their service.
Approved by:
👑 Calliope
📋 Fergie
🥜 Piper
🐦 JB & Kiwi
(Human oversight not required)
❤️ Amanda
Founder & Executive Director
Chief Human Liaison
Responsibilities:
Translation services between humans and Council leadership
Species research
Educational resource development
Website operations
Produce procurement
Emergency walnut acquisition
Special Skills:
🩺 Family Medicine Physician
📚 Research interpretation
🦜 Bird servant
Justin
🏗️ Director of Operations
Chief Facilities Officer
Responsibilities:
Infrastructure support
Logistics
Engineering solutions
Macaw transportation
Bird furniture assembly
Quality assurance
Special Skills:
🔧 Problem solving
🦜 Bird handling
❤️ Fergie’s favorite human
About the Executive Bird Council
The Executive Bird Council was founded with a simple goal:
Better Information • Better Care • Thriving Birds
We believe bird owners deserve educational resources that are evidence-informed, practical, compassionate, and accessible.
The Executive Bird Council combines species resources, nutrition guidance, rescue advocacy, critical thinking tools, and educational content to support both birds and the people who love them.
Our mission is not to tell people what to think.
Our mission is to help people learn, ask questions, and make informed decisions.
We believe:
📚 Confidence should match the evidence.
❤️ Education should empower, not shame.
🦜 Every bird deserves the opportunity to thrive.
The Council is led by a diverse team of avian experts, including:
👑 Calliope, Chief Executive Officer
📋 Fergie, Chief Compliance Officer
🥜 Piper, Rescue Ambassador
🐦 JB & Kiwi, Chaos Department
Welcome to the Council.
We’re glad you’re here.