Illustration of two birds, JB and Kiwi, depicted as masterminds behind chaos activities. JB, a blue and white bird, is labeled as Deputy Director of Unauthorized Activities, with a background hinting at secret investigations. Kiwi, a yellow and green bird, has a similar role, with a background showing mischievous plans and toy props. Both are part of the Executive Bird Council, focused on clever chaos and mischief.

🐦 JB & Kiwi

The Chaos Department

JB and Kiwi are jointly responsible for activities that the Council has repeatedly requested they stop doing.

Their responsibilities include unauthorized inspections, alarm testing, surprise quality assurance reviews, and creating situations that require additional documentation.

The Chaos Department does not represent the official views of the Executive Bird Council.

Despite repeated requests, they continue to represent themselves.

Favorite Activities:
🚨 Chaos

Personal Motto:
“We regret nothing.”

🐦 JB & Kiwi